The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Odd Couples (2006)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• Maddie : The good news is, nut girl will probably vote for you, unlike me.

  Trevor : Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree-hugger.

  Maddie : If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug!

  Trevor : Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

  Maddie : Yes, 'cause they're to blame.

  Trevor : Oh, cry me a river.

  Maddie : If I did you'd pollute it!

  Trevor : You bleeding heart liberal!

  Maddie : Establishment puppet!

  Trevor : Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

  Maddie : I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!

  [they kiss] 

  London : [to some museum employee]  Wow, didn't see that coming.

  Maddie : I hate you!

  Trevor : I hate you more!

  [continue kissing] 

  London : [to the same employee]  Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.

• London : Oh! I know what genealogy is, it's when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

  Maddie : I've met bread smarter than you.

• London : Moseby, which of these phrases makes me sound the most smarticle?

• London : Except for what I said about the banana-nut muffin. It's so soft from the bananas, yet crunchy from the nuts.

  [smiling and slightly swaying from side to side] 

  Maddie : It doesn't get any deeper than that.

• London : [running into the lobby]  Moseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle?

  Mr. Moseby : The one that doesn't use the word "smarticle".

  [London tears off pages] 

  Maddie : London, I found something that will make you seem smart.

  Mr. Moseby : Smarticle!

  Maddie : Here have a chip.

  [hands the chip to London] 

  London : Ooh, I love chocolate!

  [sticks it in her mouth] 

  London : Ugh, this tastes terrible!

  [spits it out and hands it to Maddie] 

  Maddie : It's not a chocolate chip, it's a computer chip!

  London : Eew!

  [spits it out and hands it to Maddie] 

  Maddie : Actually, It's a tiny, very damp...

  [shakes off spit] 

  Maddie : ...hearing device. You put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.

  Mr. Moseby : Or you can just tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you for who you are.

  Mr. Moseby : [London and Maddie stare at him]  Good luck with the chip!

• London : Are you here for the merit scholar thingy?

  Trevor : Oh, yeah. I'm Trevor - Phi Beta Kappa.

  London : I'm London - Buy Lotsa Stuffa.

• Maddie : All I have to do is repeat everything I say.

  London : All you have to do is repeat everything you say.

  Maddie : Don't start yet, London.

  London : Don't start yet, London.

  Maddie : Stop it.

  London : Stop it.

  Maddie : Ugh, this is so not worth the hundred bucks.

  London : Ugh, this is so not worth the hundred bucks.

  Maddie : Maddie, I'm going to pay you 250 bucks.

  London : Maddie, not gonna happen.

  [walks away] 

• London : [Reading the board]  What is a "scho-lar"?

  Maddie : Well, It is someone who sould read the sign.

  Mr. Moseby : [to London]  And it is someone who can pronounce the word "scholar".

• Trevor : Uh, you know your sitting on a master piece?

  London : I knew these pants made me look good.

• Trevor : So, what's your favorite class?

  London : Upper.

  Trevor : That's a great one... if you can get into it.

• Maddie : Your favorite composer is Bach.

  London : Where's he been?

  Maddie : He's dead.

  London : So he came 'Bach' from the dead?

• London : Maddie's been coaching me through this... computer chocolate chip.

  Trevor : Why would you need coaching?... wait a minute, did she just say computer chocolate chip?

  Maddie : [Nods]  'Nuff said.

• London : Oh, I know all about geniuses! It's where you rub the lamp and get 3 wishes.

  Maddie : [pause]  I've met bread smarter than you.

• Trevor : So, what's your favorite piece of art that you haven't sat on?

  London : I would have to say...

  Maddie : [walks pass them]  The Jackson Pollack. He's such a master.

  London : I would have to say the Jackson Paulig, he such a-perportrator heading south McLellan Highway please proceed with caution.

  [London stares blankly] 

  Maddie : [to London from the chip and behind the wall]  Sorry London. Sometimes this thing picks up police frequencies.

  [continues to stare blankly at Trevor]