The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Odd Couples (2006)

Zac Efron: Trevor

Quotes 

• Maddie : The good news is, nut girl will probably vote for you, unlike me.

  Trevor : Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree-hugger.

  Maddie : If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug!

  Trevor : Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

  Maddie : Yes, 'cause they're to blame.

  Trevor : Oh, cry me a river.

  Maddie : If I did you'd pollute it!

  Trevor : You bleeding heart liberal!

  Maddie : Establishment puppet!

  Trevor : Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

  Maddie : I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!

  [they kiss] 

  London : [to some museum employee]  Wow, didn't see that coming.

  Maddie : I hate you!

  Trevor : I hate you more!

  [continue kissing] 

  London : [to the same employee]  Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.

• London : Are you here for the merit scholar thingy?

  Trevor : Oh, yeah. I'm Trevor - Phi Beta Kappa.

  London : I'm London - Buy Lotsa Stuffa.

• Trevor : Uh, you know your sitting on a master piece?

  London : I knew these pants made me look good.

• Trevor : So, what's your favorite class?

  London : Upper.

  Trevor : That's a great one... if you can get into it.

• London : Maddie's been coaching me through this... computer chocolate chip.

  Trevor : Why would you need coaching?... wait a minute, did she just say computer chocolate chip?

  Maddie : [Nods]  'Nuff said.

• Trevor : So, what's your favorite piece of art that you haven't sat on?

  London : I would have to say...

  Maddie : [walks pass them]  The Jackson Pollack. He's such a master.

  London : I would have to say the Jackson Paulig, he such a-perportrator heading south McLellan Highway please proceed with caution.

  [London stares blankly] 

  Maddie : [to London from the chip and behind the wall]  Sorry London. Sometimes this thing picks up police frequencies.

  [continues to stare blankly at Trevor]