Three's Company (TV Series)
Alone Together (1977)
John Ritter: Jack Tripper
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : That was very nice of you, Janet, to volunteer like that. Now don't worry about us, Chrissy and I will think of something to do.
Janet Wood : I'll *bet* you will!
Chrissy Snow : What do you mean, "I'll bet you will?"
Jack Tripper : [rising from couch] I know what she means. I know what's going through your wicked little mind when you say "I'll bet you will." You think that the moment you're gone, I'm gonna grab Chrissy like this,
[grabs Chrissy]
Jack Tripper : and bend her over,
[tips Chrissy over backwards]
Jack Tripper : smother her with kisses,
[smothers Chrissy with kisses]
Jack Tripper : lift her up into my arms,
[lifts her up like she's a feather]
Jack Tripper : and throw her onto the couch,
[lightly drops Chrissy onto the couch]
Jack Tripper : and who knows what?
Chrissy Snow : [out of breath] What?
Jack Tripper : Is that the kind of guy you think I am?
Janet Wood : Yes!
Jack Tripper : I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted. I'm leaving!
Janet Wood : Oh, yeah? And where are you going?
Jack Tripper : I gotta go do some fast shopping for a very special dinner for two.
[out the door]
Janet Wood : [shoves door shut] Uh, Chrissy, maybe I shouldn't stay with Mrs. Roper tonight.
Chrissy Snow : [sits up on the couch] Now I'm insulted...!
Janet Wood : Oh, no, no, no, don't get me wrong.
Chrissy Snow : I have been alone with Jack before.
Janet Wood : Yeah, but never all night.
Chrissy Snow : You think I need a chaperone?
[gets up from couch]
Chrissy Snow : Is that what you think?
Janet Wood : Oh, no, no,
[shakes her head]
Janet Wood : I'm just saying don't do anything to give him the wrong idea. Or the right idea. Or any idea.
Chrissy Snow : Like what?
Janet Wood : Well, like... walking around in your apartment in your little teeny shorty nightgown. Or... or getting too close to him, or... Oh, look, Chrissy,
[gets up]
Janet Wood : all I'm trying to say is... don't be yourself.
