The Simpsons (TV Series)
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Hank Azaria: Moe, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Announcer : Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show"
Barney : Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Charles Bronson : I shot him.
Barney : Well that's... what?
Charles Bronson : And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[cocks gun]
Charles Bronson : To fix Emmett.
["Andy Griffith Show" theme plays]
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Homer : All right, Marge. We'll get your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War Recreation Society I love so much.
[cut to Moe's]
Moe : All right, Homer's out. We'll need a new General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney : I'm not too fond of our Stonewall Jackson, either.
Apu : The South shall COME AGAIN.
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Shary Bobbins : The policeman on the beat/Needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum : Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.
Shary Bobbins : And the clerk who runs the store/Can charge a little more/For meat.
Apu : For meat.
Shary Bobbins : And milk.
Apu : And milk.
Shary Bobbins , Apu : From 1984.
Shary Bobbins : If... you... cut every corner, you'll have more time for play
Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson , Shary Bobbins : It's the American way.
[as they leave Bart's room, Homer slams the door shut, and everything the kids put away spills back out]
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Shary Bobbins : [singing] In front of a tavern/Flat on his face/A boozehound named Barney/Is pleading his case.
Barney : Buy me a beer/Two bucks a glass/Come on, help me/I'm freezing my ass/Buy me a brandy/A snifter of wine/Who am I kidding?/I'll drink turpentine.
Moe : Move it, ya drunk/Or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney : I found two bucks.
Moe : Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins : And so, let us leave/On this heartwarming scene.
Bart Simpson : [falling asleep] Can I be a boozehound?
Homer Simpson : Not 'til you're 15.