All in the Family (TV Series)

Flashback: Mike Meets Archie (1971)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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Quotes 

• Mike Stivic : So you must be Mr. Bunker.

  Archie Bunker : You figured that out, huh?

• Archie : Let me tell you something, Mister Stivic. You are a Meathead.

  Mike Stivic : What did you call me?

  Archie : A Meathead. Dead from the neck up. Meat - Head.

• Archie : I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

  Mike Stivic : How can you say that, Arch? With one word you attack an entire race of people and not just the Chinese, the Laotians, the Cambodians, the Vietnamese.

  Archie : Wait a minute, Meathead, I never call them countries Chinks.

  Edith : He calls them Gooks.

  Archie : I'm saying they're all a yellow race. They ain't exactly Chinks, but they are definitely offshoots of your Chinks, they're what you call Chinkish.

• Mike Stivic : Y'know something, Mr. Bunker, at first thought I misjudged you. And I was right, I did misjudge you. You're a lot more ignorant than I thought.

  Archie : What are you saying, ignorant. Did you hear what he called me, ignorant? Well, let me tell you something. Sticks and stones my break my bones. but you are one dumb Polack!