All in the Family (TV Series)
Mike Comes Into Money (1972)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : Do you hear your daughter turning on her father that way? Twenty-two years, I've never heard her open her yap like that!
Edith Bunker : Well, she's just sticking up for her husband!
Archie Bunker : Ahhh! For the live of me, I'll never understand women. The way they marry some guy who always makes a fool of himself... but still they *love* him!
[sarcastically]
Edith Bunker : That's right, Archie.
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Gloria Bunker-Stivic : [Being forced to cook her own food for she and Mike, Gloria unknowingly burns Edith's rolls to a crisp pre-heating the oven for burgers - Edith flipping out] Well, what do you want me to do?
Edith Bunker : [Screeching] I don't know! All I know is you ruined your father's dinner!
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : I said I was sorry! Well, excuse me for living!
Archie Bunker : What is all the hollerin' out here?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Nothing!
Archie Bunker : For a minute I thought I was in the back room of a Greek restaurant!
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Archie Bunker : Look at this water bill - sixteen dollars! My luck I got the only Polack that showers regular.
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Here's a dime Arch
Archie Bunker : Aah, that won't pay for all of your showers.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : No, but it'll pay for yours!
