Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

Haven't Gun, Will Travel (1987)

Bill Dana: Dr. Weisbart

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• Weisbart : You don't like psychiatrists, do you, Hammer?

  Sledge Hammer : The last guy to point a finger at me ended up LIMPING through the Yellow Pages.

  Weisbart : Hammer, we must start out by trusting one another.

  Sledge Hammer : Trust you? You sound like a Nazi.

  Weisbart : Well, thank you very much, but enough about me. Why don't you just make yourself comfortable? Uh, perhaps you want to take off your gun?

  Sledge Hammer : I never take off my gun.

  Weisbart : Now, surely you must take it off sometime. I mean, you wouldn't sleep with your gun.

  Sledge Hammer : Says who?

• Weisbart : I will show you these ink-blots & you tell me what you see.

  Sledge Hammer : a .44 magnum blowing away a sleezeball

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  Sledge Hammer : A machine gun wasting an oil refinery

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  Sledge Hammer : A field of pussy-willows

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  Sledge Hammer : a sub-machine gun blowing away the pussy willows

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  Sledge Hammer : a duck handcuffing a naked lady.

  Weisbart : That's funny

  [looking at ink-blot] 

  Weisbart : I never noticed the duck!