Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

Haven't Gun, Will Travel (1987)

David Rasche: Sledge Hammer

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Quotes 

• Sledge Hammer : No! No! Nada! No! No shrinks for daddy! I want no part of this freak!

  Captain Trunk : Hammer, what is the matter with you? What are you afraid of? Haven't you ever been analyzed?

  Sledge Hammer : Not by anybody who lived!

  Captain Trunk : Hammer, this could help you! It could explain your use of excessive force!

  Sledge Hammer : Excessive force! What excessive force?

  Captain Trunk : What excessive force??? What about that time you broke up that floating casino with a torpedo?

  Sledge Hammer : Ahhhh! You shoulda seen that. Everywhere you looked, fish & chips!

• Weisbart : You don't like psychiatrists, do you, Hammer?

  Sledge Hammer : The last guy to point a finger at me ended up LIMPING through the Yellow Pages.

  Weisbart : Hammer, we must start out by trusting one another.

  Sledge Hammer : Trust you? You sound like a Nazi.

  Weisbart : Well, thank you very much, but enough about me. Why don't you just make yourself comfortable? Uh, perhaps you want to take off your gun?

  Sledge Hammer : I never take off my gun.

  Weisbart : Now, surely you must take it off sometime. I mean, you wouldn't sleep with your gun.

  Sledge Hammer : Says who?

• Weisbart : I will show you these ink-blots & you tell me what you see.

  Sledge Hammer : a .44 magnum blowing away a sleezeball

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  Sledge Hammer : A machine gun wasting an oil refinery

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  Sledge Hammer : A field of pussy-willows

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  Sledge Hammer : a sub-machine gun blowing away the pussy willows

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  Sledge Hammer : a duck handcuffing a naked lady.

  Weisbart : That's funny

  [looking at ink-blot] 

  Weisbart : I never noticed the duck!

• Bartender : [referring to Doreau]  Hey buddy, you look a lot better since you got her back.

  Sledge Hammer : [referring to gun]  Yeah

  [pulling gun] 

  Sledge Hammer : and now I'm gonna take her out & shoot her!

• Dori Doreau : [Watching as Sledge fondles his magnum]  Boy, you really love that gun, don't you?

  Sledge Hammer : Doreau, guns help us survive in this jungle.

  Dori Doreau : You know, Hammer, in London the cops don't carry guns, and the criminals don't carry guns, and London's a very safe city to live in.

  Sledge Hammer : Yeah, especially if you're a crook and you got a gun.

• Sledge Hammer : You know what that gun meant to me? It was my Dr. Watson, my Tonto, my Ed McMahon!