All in the Family (TV Series)

California, Here We Are (1978)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Edith Bunker : [Archie and Edith are visiting Gloria and Mike in California. Edith is peeking over the patio wall at the neighbors]  You got a lot of neighbors, don't ya.

  Gloria Stivic : Oh yeah.

  Edith Bunker : Are they all poor or somethin?

  Gloria Stivic : No, why?

  Edith Bunker : Well they're all just laying there, passing around the same cigarette.

  Archie : [Rolling his eyes]  Gloria, take your poor mother out of harm's way, will ya.

• Mike Stivic : Nice to see you, Arch.

  Archie : Yeah well, nice to see you too, Michael.

  Mike Stivic : You called me Michael.

  Archie : What the hell, it's Christmas.

• Edith : Mike, how did you hurt your back?

  Mike Stivic : Lifting a hibachi.

  Archie : What a dope, you lifed a motorcycle?

• Archie Bunker : [after finding out Gloria had an affair]  Meathead, I never thought I'd be saying this, but YOU'RE too good for HER!

• Stephanie : Where's Joey and the meathead?

  Gloria : [to Archie]  Did you teach her that?

  Archie : Where is Joey and the meathead?

  [Gloria lightly slaps him] 

  Archie : Don't hit your father in the airport.

• Edith Bunker : What's a Toyota Hatchback?

  Archie Bunker : It's got slanted headlights and it'll bomb you without warning.

• Edith Bunker : [to Archie, after he finds out that Gloria had an affair]  No matter what she done its none of your business.

  Archie Bunker : What're you talking about; its the world's business.

  Edith Bunker : No, it ain't the world's business neither.

  Archie Bunker : [shouting]  Well its certainly God's business.

  Edith Bunker : [Quietly]  Then you let God tend to it.

• Stephanie : I thought I saw John Travolta.

  Archie : This is California. You ain't gonna see any of your little school chums...