Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

Quotes 

• Mike Stivic : Why are you so cruel to midgets? What have they ever done to you?

  Archie Bunker : Oh very little.

• Archie Bunker : That's a great picture there. That's one of the greatest pictures ever made. If I was the Japs, I would give that picture the Jap Academy Reward.

• Archie Bunker : Can you believe a family of midgets by the name of the Bambinis?

  Gloria Stivic : No.

  Archie Bunker : Sure. You couldn't tell the parents from the kids until the old man lit up a cigar. They was walking around here talking about lowering all the door knobs.

  Gloria Stivic : I hope you didn't say anything to hurt their feelings.

  Archie Bunker : No, I think anything I said went right over their heads.