That '70s Show (TV Series)

Son and Daughter (2006)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

Quotes 

• William Barnett : You think that's cool, check this out!

  [Hands Hyde a pair of concert tickets] 

  Steven Hyde : Wow, Eric Clapton tickets - that's the coolest thing anyone's ever done for me!

  William Barnett : What, showed you a couple of concert tickets?

  [Snatches tickets away] 

  William Barnett : You're not going!

• Steven Hyde : [Indicating William's historic collectible guitar]  This thing's totally destroyed!

  Jackie Burkhart : You know what else happened at the party? This guy grabbed my butt, and his girlfriend saw him and got really mad - I think they broke up!

  [laughs] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I had a great time!

• Fez : Peter Frampton, who's that?

  Steven Hyde : Peter Frampton, the talentless idiot that a million brainless teenage girls made a huge star!

  Jackie Burkhart : I LOVE Peter Frampton!

  Steven Hyde : A million and one...