The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007 TV Movie)

Randy Wayne: Luke Duke

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail]  I don't see what all the fuss is.

  Luke Duke : It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.

  Bo Duke : And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.

• Luke Duke : Can I be your special helper?

  Lulu Hogg : Of course!

• Cooter : People used to dare each other to jump the ravine. Some stupid son of a bitch tried.

  Luke Duke : Sounds like he didn't make it.

• Bo Duke : And what did you see?

  Luke Duke : I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.

  Bo Duke : A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?

  Luke Duke : Thank you.

• Hughie : You the boys come in in that '69 charger?

  Luke Duke : The General Lee.