Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Odd Dog Men (1982)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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Quotes 

• [Wally encourages Compo to pursue Nora] 

  Wally Batty : I don't know why you don't make yourself more attractive.

  Compo Simmonite : Hey, up! I *am* more attractive.

  Wally Batty : Before she'd marry me, I had to make meself more attractive. And like a fool, I did.

  Norman Clegg : You can't go tampering with nature, Wally.

  Wally Batty : Just a bit of solid Brilliantine.

  Norman Clegg : A well-known aphrodisiac. You must have been irresistible.

  Wally Batty : I was!

• [first lines] 

  Compo Simmonite : I wonder if my life would've been different if I'd been taller.

  Foggy Dewhurst : Of course it would. Instead of being short and scruffy, you'd have been tall and scruffy.

  Norman Clegg : With longer holes in your trousers.

• [the trio sit on a hillside above a stream, and hear a man's voice in the distance] 

  Fifi's Walker : Fifi? Fifi!

  Norman Clegg : Which one of you two answers to the name of "Fifi"?

• [Lamenting about the dog:] 

  Fifi's Walker : All I ever see it do is eat flamin' toffees, lick the wife, and pee all over me geraniums

  Foggy Dewhurst : That's better than licking the geraniums and peeing all over...

  [Clegg cuts him off] 

  Norman Clegg : Ahem.