Quotes
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Annie LaBelle : What a smart guy! You really used your head.
Rand : Oh, well.
[chuckles]
Rook : I guess that doesn't happen very often.
Rand : Hey, besides your looks, what have *you* contributed lately?
Rook : Okay, that does it, big mouth. Let's you and me step aside and settle this thing once and for all. Come on!
Rand : You sure you just don't want to get me alone in the bushes? Admit it.
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Lunk : There's millions of 'em!
Rand : What?... Oh, don't panic. It's only a few little leeches.
Rook : What do you mean, just "a few little leeches"? They're... huh?
[screams and cries as another leech drops on her]
Scott Bernard : Hold still.
Rand : No, Scott, don't do that! Don't try to pull them off. Excuse me, Lunk.
[He grabs Lunk's cigarette]
Lunk : Hey!... Huh?
Rand : Make things hot for them, and they'll pop out on their own. There, that's better. Now, hold still, Annie. There, that does it. I tell you, I get a real kick out of it when city girls come into the forest... they look so darn cute when they start screaming. You should have seen yourself.
Rook : [scoffs] Can you blame me? That was disgusting. I hate to break this to you, Daniel Boone, but there's a new thing called "civilization," or haven't you heard?
Rand : Yeah, I've heard of it. That's where they have crime, traffic jams, and garbage that's never picked up.
Rook : Hmm? At least we don't have slimy little bloodsuckers dropping out of the trees on top of us!
Rand : Sourpuss. Any leech that gets a good taste of you is gonna swear off human beings forever.
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Scott Bernard : Watching Tom Sawyer over there, you could almost forget we were locked in a life-or-death struggle with the Invid.
Rook : I know what you mean. I'm starting to feel like we're at a Boy Scout picnic.
