The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series) Avalanche Is Better Than None or Snows Your Old Man/Below Zero Heroes or I Only Have Ice for You (1960) User Reviews

Some reviewers have noted that Big Feet . . .

[pixrox1 · 8/10 · 17 November 2023]

. . . or Yeti or Abominable Snowmen are misrepresented during JET FUEL SAGA PART 34: BELOW ZERO HEROES or I ONLY HAVE ICE FOR YOU. The Big Foot depicted at the close of this entry is generally estimated to be 51 feet tall, wearing a Size 89 Boot. Abominable snowmen are the arctic cousins of Big Feet, discovered on April 1, 1921, by English Lt. Col. Charles Howard-Bury halfway up Mount Everest. More to the point, the Big Feet and Yeti stretch the measuring tape to only 81 inches--slightly less than the average Center playing in the National Basketball Association. Therefore, if one is hankering to be frightened by giants, it's a lot easier--and cheaper--to just buy a ticket to your nearest NBA game, rather than to traipse through inaccessible swamps, forests and icy glaciers.

A Lot of Snow

[Hitchcoc · 8/10 · 14 November 2014]

Rocky and Bullwinkle in their quest for the Mooseberries are once again taken in by Boris as a sort of Sherpa guide ("Allow me to introduce myself!). Bullwinkle sneezes and an escarpment gives way. This is bad enough but soon they and the spies encounter the "Abominab-b-b-b-ble Snowman." For a while, because of Boris's dishonesty, Bullwinkle is hung out to dry. In the next feature, Aesop tells his son the story of the Fox and the Crow, where the fox is trying to become a part of polite society, butting heads with the pretentious crow. Peabody visits Marco Polo and Genghis Khan, with all kinds of Asian stereotypes at play, including silly pigeon English.

Big Business is the Heart of American Enterprise . . .

[tadpole-596-918256 · 6/10 · 15 November 2023]

. . . and door-to-door vacuum cleaner sales in where the next U. S. President is likely to cut his canine teeth, reveals MR. KNOW-IT-ALL: HOW TO SELL VACUUM CLEANERS AND CLEAN UP. Naturally, this brief segment is the highlight of The Bullwinkle Show, Season One, Episode Seventeen, aka AVALANCHE IS BETTER THAN NONE or SNOWS YOUR OLD MAN/BELOW ZERO HEROES or i ONLY HAVE ICE FOR YOU. As anyone trained to recall the names of at least 200 friends, relatives, coworkers, neighbors and fellow congregants during a week-long free training seminar to sell $2,000 water-filter suction dirt accumulating systems well knows, if you can sell out at least 20 of these victims, your cumulative commission may total three figures!