Green Acres (TV Series)
Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel (1967)
Hank Patterson: Fred Ziffel
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Quotes
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Fred Ziffel : [angry when Arnold the Pig begins to bark] Did you hear that? Why, that hussy has taught him to bark like a dog.
Doris Ziffel : Well, it doesn't hurt for somebody to know another language.
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Fred Ziffel : [Lisa and Oliver start arguing in front of the Ziffels] Mr. Douglas, if we'd wanted to listen to fight, we'd have stayed at home.
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Oliver Douglas : Why don't you go over and see Mr. Haney and ask him to keep his dog away?
Fred Ziffel : No, no, no, I don't talk to him.
Doris Ziffel : No, they've been feuding for ten years.
Oliver Douglas : What about?
Fred Ziffel : Oh, I forget. But it must have been something pretty terrible, to make me remember it this long.
Oliver Douglas : Well, that makes about as much sense as anything that's been said here today.
Fred Ziffel : Mr. Douglas, now we don't want into sarcasm. What we want is advice.