17 Again (2009)

Hunter Parrish: Stan

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• Stan : [Mike tries to stand up to Stan's bullying for Alex]  Give me my ball back bitch.

  Mike O' Donnell : You know Stan I feel sorry for you.

  Stan : You don't know me.

  Mike O' Donnell : Oh, but I do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons...

  Mike O' Donnell : [while playing with Stan's basketball]  One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy.

• Stan : [after Mike's speech about abstinence and making love, the girls put the free condoms back in the basket]  I don't need this.

  Stan : [grabs a bunch of condoms from the basket]  Great, fine. more for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.