Green Acres (TV Series)

The High Cost of Loving (1970)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : When you first mentioned marriage to me, what did I tell you?

  Eb Dawson : You told me marriage was like living in a concentration camp.

  Lisa Douglas : Well!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I never said that!

  Eb Dawson : Yes, you did.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : When?

  Eb Dawson : Right after you said, "If you're getting married for companionship, save your money. Buy a dog."

  Lisa Douglas : Well!