Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out (1967)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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Quotes 

• Hank Kimball : Mr. Douglas, I'm here to tell you that... your little game is up.

  Oliver Douglas : My game?

  Hank Kimball : If you think you can pull the whool over the eyes of the American farmer's backbone with those eight minute speeches, you're badly mistaken.

• Oliver Douglas : [about to drive off to Drucker's store]  I'm going in to pick up some aspirin for Eb. And eh... to get a present.

  Lisa Douglas : For whom?

  Oliver Douglas : It's a surprise.

  Lisa Douglas : Well, if you want to know any sizes, why don't you call me. My number is: Hootersville 631.

  Oliver Douglas : Yes, I know your number, I just can't remember your name.

  Lisa Douglas : [mildly outraged]  Oliver!

  Oliver Douglas : Ok, Oliver. I'll call you if I need you.

• Oliver Douglas : [the Hooterville townfolks think Oliver's a CIA agent]  Gentlemen, you've found me out. My real name is not Oliver Wendell Douglas. In Washington I am known as '189'. And Hortence Kalish, here...

  [indicating Lisa] 

  Oliver Douglas : ... is known as 37-29-42.

  Lisa Douglas : [outraged]  42 I'm not!