The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Jerusalem Duality (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Oh, hey guys, what's up?
Howard Wolowitz : We need a hot fifteen year old Asian girl with a thing for smart guys.
Penny : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard, that's racist. Any fifteen year old girl will do the trick.
[Penny slams door]
Raj Koothrappali : It's possible she may have misunderstood us.
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Penny : I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, of course your don't. You've never excelled at anything.
Penny : I don't understand. Exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
Howard Wolowitz : We liked Leonard.
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Penny : [to Raj] Still can't talk to me unless you're drunk, huh?
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Sheldon Cooper : 15 years old. Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work. Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to... You know, that other guy.
Howard Wolowitz : Antonio Salieri?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh God, now even you are smarter than me.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, you don't have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just eat, Sheldon, you'll feel better.
Sheldon Cooper : Why waste food? In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don't keep feeding it, they just... take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
Penny : I'm confused. Did Sheldon stop giving milk?