Sunrise Semester: The very animated Phil the Garment King talks about doing your own commercials. He talks about half off prices and drops his pants.
Chick Monk, Roadie for the Defense; Chick is a defense lawyer who checks the sound system in the court room.
Great White North- Bob does the opening coo roo coo coo and talks about another Star Wars movie, Doug does his phaser and Darth Vader.
SCTV News: 4th Anniversary; Earl talk about his friendship with Floyd, but Floyd interrupts with a commercial. Mr. Earl Doll; this is a satire on the Mr Bill doll from SNL. Floyd beats the clay Mr Earl doll with a hammer and clips his head off. Back to the news angry Earl decides not to give his editorial.
Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only; Andrea plays Joni in this funny commercial her high voice with songs only dogs can appreciate.
Bill Needle's Mailbag-Bill is angry about singers who want to be actors.
Message from Guy: He promises the premiere of the new Star Wars movie on SCTV.
Videotech Commercial- A man (Moranis) tells his wife (Andrea) they can have all the new movies at home. It is delivered by a sleazy video pirate (Dave).
Back to the new Star Wars XXXIV, Return to Planet of Empires, which turns out to be an illegal copy..
Dialing for Dollars: Walter Cronkite is the host, He calls up a sleepy guy (Moranis) who seems to be looking up the movie in TV Guide to win the money. Walter hangs up but he calls back threatening a lawsuit. The credits roll.
Chick Monk, Roadie for the Defense; Chick is a defense lawyer who checks the sound system in the court room.
Great White North- Bob does the opening coo roo coo coo and talks about another Star Wars movie, Doug does his phaser and Darth Vader.
SCTV News: 4th Anniversary; Earl talk about his friendship with Floyd, but Floyd interrupts with a commercial. Mr. Earl Doll; this is a satire on the Mr Bill doll from SNL. Floyd beats the clay Mr Earl doll with a hammer and clips his head off. Back to the news angry Earl decides not to give his editorial.
Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only; Andrea plays Joni in this funny commercial her high voice with songs only dogs can appreciate.
Bill Needle's Mailbag-Bill is angry about singers who want to be actors.
Message from Guy: He promises the premiere of the new Star Wars movie on SCTV.
Videotech Commercial- A man (Moranis) tells his wife (Andrea) they can have all the new movies at home. It is delivered by a sleazy video pirate (Dave).
Back to the new Star Wars XXXIV, Return to Planet of Empires, which turns out to be an illegal copy..
Dialing for Dollars: Walter Cronkite is the host, He calls up a sleepy guy (Moranis) who seems to be looking up the movie in TV Guide to win the money. Walter hangs up but he calls back threatening a lawsuit. The credits roll.
