Posing as "Chuck Lords", one of his favorite noms de porn, Paul Thomas unleashes two hours of lowbrow crap in this sad excuse for a video. Perhaps Vivid Entertainment's ill-conceived policy of padding its release schedule with hundreds of dumb quickies in addition to its high- profile features caught up with them, as I haven't heard of a new Vivid production in the last year or two, and the contract girls are all departed.
One contractee, Kayden Kross is ill-served by PT in this vehicle. Besides her porn scenes, she does a couple of unfunny skits aping "Laugh-In" content but coming off as much closer to "Hee-Haw".
Two halves of the junker start off with Steven St. Croix wearing a diaper and carrying on shamelessly as "Baby Dwight", actually revealed to be a role-playing roommate after we suffer through some nauseating adult-baby action, with him sucking at KK's ample nipples and Savannah Stern's big boobs in a three-way.
The "parents" Justin Magnum and redhead Mae Victoria get to have sex later, with Mae stealing the show -she's an amazing beauty who reminds me of mainstream heart-throb Sherilynn Fenn.
Second half of the show has Brit import (of India-descent) Leah Jaye and busty Kelli Tyler as aunts, dominating their men Nick Manning and Jack Lawrence, and enlisting the guys to babysit the nieces, Kayden in another role plus McKenzee Miles. This yields two sets of four-ways with the entire bareback sex exercise finally ending, not an hour or two too soon. But not before PT lets Manning scream his oh-so boring "Droppin' Loads!" epithet for the millionth time, during his money shot.
One contractee, Kayden Kross is ill-served by PT in this vehicle. Besides her porn scenes, she does a couple of unfunny skits aping "Laugh-In" content but coming off as much closer to "Hee-Haw".
Two halves of the junker start off with Steven St. Croix wearing a diaper and carrying on shamelessly as "Baby Dwight", actually revealed to be a role-playing roommate after we suffer through some nauseating adult-baby action, with him sucking at KK's ample nipples and Savannah Stern's big boobs in a three-way.
The "parents" Justin Magnum and redhead Mae Victoria get to have sex later, with Mae stealing the show -she's an amazing beauty who reminds me of mainstream heart-throb Sherilynn Fenn.
Second half of the show has Brit import (of India-descent) Leah Jaye and busty Kelli Tyler as aunts, dominating their men Nick Manning and Jack Lawrence, and enlisting the guys to babysit the nieces, Kayden in another role plus McKenzee Miles. This yields two sets of four-ways with the entire bareback sex exercise finally ending, not an hour or two too soon. But not before PT lets Manning scream his oh-so boring "Droppin' Loads!" epithet for the millionth time, during his money shot.