The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Algorithm (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : There you go. Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.
Penny : Thanks. I mean the e-mail doesn't bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I got the same one. And that's not a bathing suit, it's a tan line.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work, so I'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.
Penny : Yes, well, that is a good question. But is this really the best way to figure it out?
Sheldon Cooper : I agree. The social sciences are largely hokum. But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship, this is the best I can do.
Penny : Okay, question one: "Rank the following aspects of Sheldon Cooper in order of appeal: intelligence, ruthless attention to hygiene, playfulness, Java applet writing"?
Sheldon Cooper : I know. I may have started off with a fairly obvious one. An aspect of of my most appealing trait: playfulness. Why don't you just go ahead and rank that number one? I'm afraid you're on your own for the rest. It should take you no more than three hours.
Penny : Well, wait, how many questions are on this thing?
Sheldon Cooper : Only two hundred and eleven. Don't worry. In deference to you, I've kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.
Penny : [sarcastically] Thanks, pal.
Sheldon Cooper : You got it, buddy.
Penny : Sheldon, honey, did you ever consider making friends by being, I don't know, pleasant?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis. May I suggest it as the topic for your essay?