The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Codpiece Topology (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : If Leonard is really my friend, why doesn't he have to support me in my hatred of Leslie Winkle?
Penny : Because love trumps hate.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, now you're just making stuff up!
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard is upstairs right now with my arch-enemy.
Penny : Your arch-enemy?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, the Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic, the Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man, the Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...
Penny : Okay, I get it, I get it!
Sheldon Cooper : You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should probably do a better job of screening those people out.
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Penny : Why don't you go to a movie?
Sheldon Cooper : Alone?
Penny : Yeah.
Sheldon Cooper : What if I choke on my popcorn? Who will administer the Heimlich manuver?
Penny : So, don't buy popcorn.
Sheldon Cooper : No popcorn at the mo - listen to yourself!
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Penny : Sheldon, you are a smart guy...
Sheldon Cooper : I'm "smart"? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart".
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Penny : I still don't understand why you don't go to dinner or something.
Sheldon Cooper : All right, let's say I go to dinner alone, and during the meal, I have to use the restroom. How do I know someone's not touching my food?
Penny : Good night, Sheldon.
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Sheldon Cooper : Are you sure things can't work out with you and Leonard?
Penny : Excuse me?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm just wondering if you really gave it the old college try. Or in your case, the old community college try.