Leverage (TV Series)
The Wedding Job (2009)
Christian Kane: Eliot Spencer
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Quotes
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Eliot Spencer : What, you think the only thing I know how to do is bust heads?
Nathan Ford : No! Well, yeah.
Eliot Spencer : Look, hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, cuts through, like, eight yakuza in four seconds. Screams, carnage.
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Eliot Spencer : There was a girl I grew up with. But, anyway, she married somebody else, so...
Alec Hardison : Hot damn. What did you do?
Eliot Spencer : What did I do? I liberated Croatia.
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Nathan Ford : You just kill a guy with an appetizer?
Eliot Spencer : I don't know. Maybe.
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Eliot Spencer : Hardison, how am I supposed to get out of the FBI offices with a box full of surveillance tapes, huh?
Alec Hardison : Punch somebody!
Eliot Spencer : Oh, I'm gonna punch somebody.
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Parker : The downstairs is clear. That leaves one place where the money could be stashed. Screening room.
[pauses]
Parker : Go.
Eliot Spencer : These peaches aren't gonna poach themselves, Parker.
Parker : [mutters] Sorry, Emeril.
Eliot Spencer : What was that?
Parker : [walking away] You heard me!
Eliot Spencer : Yeah. I'll show you.
[takes some salt and throws it into the pan]
Eliot Spencer : Bam!