Leverage (TV Series)
The Homecoming Job (2008)
Aldis Hodge: Alec Hardison
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Quotes
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Alec Hardison : You ID'ed a guy off his knife fighting style?
Eliot Spencer : It's a very distinctive style.
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Sophie Devereaux : [pretending to be a defense contractor] My company's focused on meeting Senators, but, um, I'm thinking Congressmen.
Charles Dufort : You know the great thing about Congressmen? 50, 100 grand well spent will get one elected. But then, once they're in, the incumbency rate is over 95%! So you can get on an average 18, 20 years use out of one of them. In these uncertain times, buying a United States Congressman is one of the best investments a corporation can make!
Alec Hardison : [listening in on surveillance] Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I'm a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.
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Alec Hardison : [about Eliot breaking a camera with a rock] I'm sorry it was too far away for you to punch. I'm sure that really frustrates you.
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[standing atop a skyscraper in repelling harnesses]
Alec Hardison : I just realized I need to go back to the office.
Parker : Why?
Alec Hardison : Because I remembered gravity and the squishiness of my manly parts.
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Parker : [trying to spruce up the office] I bought a plant.
Alec Hardison : Nice. Team spirit.
Parker : What does it do?
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Alec Hardison : [after stopping their mark from killing the client] I didn't sign up for any of this. What I did before, nobody got hurt.
Sophie Devereaux : I stole paintings for a living.
Parker : I never hurt anybody.
Eliot Spencer : I actually hurt people, so...
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[Hardison introducing the others to the central room of Leverage Consulting and Associates]
Alec Hardison : Long version or the short version?
Sophie Devereaux : Short.
Eliot Spencer : Short version.
Parker : Shortest.
Alec Hardison : Photo and video forensics programs, back doors into every electronic banking system in the world, running heuristic datacrawlers all over the news sites to find our clients. Oh, also...
Parker : [interrupts] This is the short version?