Leverage (TV Series)
The Second David Job (2009)
Christian Kane: Eliot Spencer
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Quotes
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Maggie Collins : You can't just make somebody do what you want them to do.
Eliot Spencer : Whoa!
[everyone starts chuckling]
Alec Hardison : T-That's what we do. I mean...
Parker : [pets Maggie's head] You're adorable.
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Eliot Spencer : [Eliot and Maggie are having coffee] You come here a lot?
Maggie Collins : No, I just want to see you.
[Eliot appears to be in a slight shock]
Sophie Devereaux : [Sitting in the van, Nathan, Parker, Sophie and Alec monitoring the conversation] Thats's a date!
Parker : Do we really need to put a button cam on Eliot?
Nathan Ford : Safety issue.
[Alec and Parker nod sarcastically]
Maggie Collins : [Panning back to the Eliot and Maggie] We're not going to talk about art all afternoon, are we?
Eliot Spencer : No.
[Eliot sounds a little uncomfortable]
Maggie Collins : Good. That's all my ex-husband wants to talk about. That was so tedious.
[Eliot looking uncomfortable and Nathan shrug defensively in the van]
Maggie Collins : Listen, I want to thank you.
[Maggie puts her hand on top of Eliot's hand]
Maggie Collins : I haven't dated a lot since my marriage broke up.
Eliot Spencer : [Eliot answers uncomfortably] Sorry to hear that.
Maggie Collins : No Don't be. He was obsessive, perfectionist, controlling...
Nathan Ford : [Back in the van, Nathan became defensive] Organized, she used to say that I was organized. Punctual!
Alec Hardison : [Parker, Sophie, and Alec nod sarcastically] uh huh.
Eliot Spencer : Must have some good qualities.
Maggie Collins : No, not even in bed
Parker : [Alec's eyes light up] oooooo!
[Parker, Sophie and Alec all turn towards Nathan]
Maggie Collins : Every night was prom night. You know what I mean.
[pausing with a smile]
Maggie Collins : The worst of all,
[Eliot appears extremely uncomfortable]
Maggie Collins : He completely forgot that I gave him that button cam for Christmas three years ago.
[Maggie smiles knowingly]
Nathan Ford : [the van door opens. Nathan, Parker, Sophie and Alec in shock when they see Maggie] I can explain...
[Parker, Sophie and Alec shrug their shoulders]
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Nathan Ford : Where's the air coming from? The statues are in a sealed case, kept at a constant humidity and temperature. Air moves in and out. How?
Sophie Devereaux : All right, from what I saw, the airflow to the museum passes through the base of the display, right?
Nathan Ford : Hollow base underneath the statues, so what's underneath the base?
Alec Hardison : [understanding] The restoration room. It... it's like a maze of rooms down there. Airflow control, heating, storage.
Eliot Spencer : How did we miss that?
Nathan Ford : Grifter, hitter, hacker, thief. You were all trying to solve your version of the crime, instead of just trying to... solve the crime.
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Parker : Who ripped out the toilets?
Alec Hardison : This was an IRS foreclosure. I got it cheap.
Eliot Spencer : IRS doesn't take toilets.
Alec Hardison : They do when they're solid gold. Heard this used to be MC Hammer's place. I guess you can touch this, with a SWAT team and a federal warrant.
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Maggie Collins : So nobody else finds it annoying when you nag them in the middle of these things?
Sophie Devereaux : Why don't I run this one, Nate?
Nathan Ford : Yeah, I don't nag. You know, I just have a, you know, clear big-picture view point. And...
Alec Hardison : Actually, you know what, we kinda like the way Sophie ran the last one.
Eliot Spencer : Yeah, yeah. Right up to the point where she got us caught. But other than that, it was great.
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Eliot Spencer : I was just getting used to it.
Sophie Devereaux : What? Having an office?
Eliot Spencer : Being part of a team.
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Parker : What's going on?
Eliot Spencer : Sophie here was just trying to apologize.
Sophie Devereaux : No I wasn't!
Parker : Oh, she tried that with me earlier. She kinda sucks at it.
Eliot Spencer : Yeah, little bit.
Alec Hardison : Oh, did she give you the speech about how we're thieves, and about how this is what thieves do, and if we were in her shoes we'd have done the same thing?
Eliot Spencer : No, I think she was just getting to that part.
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Alec Hardison : Oh, and also, the three guys that actually discovered the tomb. Eliot, what does that say?
Eliot Spencer : It says, "Dead."
Alec Hardison : D-E-D, dead baby.
Eliot Spencer , Nathan Ford : D-E-A-D.
Alec Hardison : I- I know how to- I was throwin' a little style on it. Just a little bit. A little style. I know how to spell dead. Damn it, I can steal a bank, I can spell dead.
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Sophie Devereaux : Wow!
Alec Hardison : Hey, don't break nothing.
Eliot Spencer : There's nothing to break.
Parker : Who ripped out the toilets?
Alec Hardison : This was an IRS foreclosure.
Eliot Spencer : IRS doesn't take toilets.
Alec Hardison : They do when they're solid gold. Heard this used to be MC Hammer's place. I guess you can touch this,with a SWAT team and a Federal warrant.
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Eliot Spencer : [Sitting on stairway after "date" with Maggie] I feel used
