Leverage (TV Series)
The Beantown Bailout Job (2009)
Beth Riesgraf: Parker
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Quotes
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Nathan Ford : If you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're going to drive under the speed limit, aren't you?
Parker : You know, when you're sober your metaphors get creepier.
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Parker : [while picking a lock] I think people are like locks. Really complicated and frustrating, but you can't force them. You have to take time and be fiddly.
Alec Hardison : Fiddly?
Parker : You learn to be patient and just wait until you hear the...
[lock clicks open]
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Eliot Spencer : Hey this detonator, if I'm around the corner, this still gonna be in range?
Alec Hardison : Should be. I haven't worked out all the kinks yet. Sometimes the things just go off.
Eliot Spencer : Wai-wai-wait. Hey. I thought you said this thing was safe.
Alec Hardison : Mostly-mostly safe. I was very specific. Sometimes the frequencies get messed up.
Eliot Spencer : What frequencies man. Huh? I got these things in my pants.
Alec Hardison : Like a garage door opener, a car alarm.
[Nearby car chirps, Eliot jumps]
Parker : What are the odds that Eliots' crotch will actually explode?
Eliot Spencer : DAMMIT HARDISON!
