The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Car Displacement (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Leonard, could I ask you a question?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left the symposium with what is probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. Why do you ask?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because we are going 120 miles per hour.
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Sheldon Cooper : [turns on the light] Please tell me you're not having coitus.
Penny : We are not having coitus.
Sheldon Cooper : And you can guarantee that it won't happen at any time during the night?
Penny : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Referring to her sleeping in he and Sheldon's room] So, how do you wanna do this?
Penny : Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.
[Sheldon is asleep on his back, with the sheets tucked into him, and with a sleep mask on]
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, it is a little like getting into Dracula's coffin.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to steer away from Bernadette and Howard's bickering] Um, Dr. Koothrappali, would you like to weigh in on the matter?
Raj Koothrappali : [Holding his drink] Why certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!
Leonard Hofstadter : [Coldly to him] I'd like to kick your little brown ass.
Raj Koothrappali : What did I do?
Leonard Hofstadter : [Sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and see a guy getting back with his girlfriend, you should maybe do something other than crawl into the other bed.
Raj Koothrappali : I did. You said no Bridget Jones.
Penny : [From the audience] We weren't getting back together. It was a one-off fling.
Sheldon Cooper : Um, we're not yet taking questions from the audience.
Penny : Oh, *shut up*, Sheldon!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny, who had turned down Amy's offer to be her plus-one for the science symposium everyone else is going to] Do you know anybody else who would appreciate an all expense paid spa getaway to a four-star hotel in Big Sur?
Penny : No, as... I'm sorry free what? Sorry, what what?
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy] I think her weekend just opened up.
Penny : Okay, just to be clear, when you guys say 'spa', does it mean the same as when regular people say it?
Leonard Hofstadter : Pretty much, only we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Trying to get the symposium back on track] Let's open it up to the audience for a Q&A session.
Penny : [In the audience] Yeah, I have a question. Is there anyone who can get me the hell out of here and back to Los Angeles tonight?
Glenn : [Also in the audience] I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Pointing them out to each other] Um, Penny, that's Glen. Glen, that's Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Jumps up] NO!
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Penny : Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Got it. Got it... . We can do all kinds of stuff from the waist up, you know?