The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Benefactor Factor (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
Leonard Hofstadter : No, I didn't do it for the money.
Sheldon Cooper : She stiffed you?
Penny : I believe that's what your roommate did to *her*.
Sheldon Cooper : What?
Penny : Again, read the book we gave you!
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Penny : [to Leonard] Good morning, slut!
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, wow!
Howard Wolowitz : Yess!
Leonard Hofstadter : Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Penny : Okay, we can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Here's what I wonder about zombies:
[the others groan]
Raj Koothrappali : What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.
Howard Wolowitz : You take this one. I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?"
Sheldon Cooper : Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, okay. So, zombies.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like in '28 Days', if those zombies didn't eat, they starved.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, you're thinking of '28 Days Later'. '28 Days' is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state.
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Leonard Hofstadter : She hit on me.
Howard Wolowitz : Wait, wait, are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think so.
Howard Wolowitz : You lucky duck.
Penny : You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
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[last lines]
President Siebert : Ah, there he is, the man of the hour! He took one for the team!
Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't do it for the money.
President Siebert : Keep telling yourself that; it makes it easier. Trust me, I know.
Raj Koothrappali : Cool, buddy. That's awesome.
Howard Wolowitz : How was she?
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Leonard Hofstadter : She wants to have dinner and talk about my research.
Sheldon Cooper : An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where are you going, the drive-thru at Jack In the Box?
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Mrs. Latham : There's nothing I like better than making smart people feel ill at ease.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Mrs. Latham : Oh, I don't know, it's one of the fun things you get to do when you have lots of money.
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Mrs. Latham : I'll make it easy for you. When you arrive at the lab in the morning, what sort of machine do you turn on?
Leonard Hofstadter : Coffee maker?