The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Zazzy Substitution (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : Hey Look, it's Shamy.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Shamy?

  Sheldon Cooper : Juvenile amalgamation of our names. Sheldon, Amy. Shamy.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh. I don't like that. Don't do that.

  Penny : [laughing nervously]  All righty. What's new?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, just recently I learned that you refer to us as Shamy, and I don't like that.

  Penny : I got that. What I was going for was, you know, how is your life?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Just like everyone else's. Subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.

• Penny : Hey, Sheldon... I hear you broke up with Amy.

  Sheldon Cooper : A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.

  Penny : Wow. That's like the worst country song ever.

• Penny : [about Raj]  God, he's an ass when he drinks.

  Howard Wolowitz : He's an ass when he doesn't. You just don't hear it.