The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Boyfriend Complexity (2010)

Keith Carradine: Wyatt

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Quotes 

• Wyatt : [Penny's dad, urging Leonard to get back together with her]  Please, please, please don't give up on her!

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Wyatt : I can't go back to the skateboard idiots, the white rappers, and all those sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Gee, I don't know if it's in the cards, sir.

  Wyatt : Then stack the deck! Cheat! Lie! I don't care! I want grandkids before I die, and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels.

• [Penny's father, Wyatt, sees Leonard kissing her] 

  Penny : C'mon, Honey, not in front of my dad!

  Wyatt : Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider.

• Wyatt : I thought we were past the days when you would try to pull the wool over my eyes. Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri. And the pee stick in your bathroom is to check for diabetes.

• Wyatt : Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics. What was his name, sweetheart?

  Penny : Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.

  Wyatt : Well I don't know, that petition looked real to me.