Quotes
-
Kenneth Parcell : Hey everybody! I got fired today. You won't have Kenneth Ellen Parcell to kick around anymore. So I'm going to tell you people what I really think of you. No. No. For four years I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast media elite problems, your apartment renovations, and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia.
Carol : That doorman is hammered.
Kenneth Parcell : I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas. And I have loved it. You people, you are my best friends and I hope you get everything you want in life.
[drops microphone]
Jack Donaghy : Kenneth!
Kenneth Parcell : So kiss my face.
Carol : That was actually really sweet.
Kenneth Parcell : I'll see you all in heaven. Have a wonderful summer.