Superman & Lois (TV Series)
The Ties That Bind (2022)
Alex Garfin: Jordan Kent
Quotes
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Tal-Rho : Impressive, isn't it? All that remains of our Kryptonian heritage.
Jordan Kent : I like Dad's Fortress better.
Tal-Rho : Well, taste is subjective, I suppose.
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Clark Kent : Good morning. How'd everybody sleep?
Natalie Irons : Well, it's, uh, nice to have a real bed, at least.
Clark Kent : You'll get used to the roosters.
Jordan Kent , Jonathan Kent : No, you won't.
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Clark Kent : Hey, is your mom still out?
Jordan Kent : Guess so.
Clark Kent : Okay, when she gets back, just tell her I went to the Fortress.
Jordan Kent : I thought it didn't work anymore.
Clark Kent : Not mine, my, uh... my brother's.
Jordan Kent : Is this about this morning?
Clark Kent : I think Tal might be able to help me.
Jordan Kent : You're gonna break him out of prison?
Clark Kent : Your grandfather pulled some strings.
Jordan Kent : Y-You can't go there with him by yourself.
Clark Kent : He doesn't have any powers anymore.
Jordan Kent : Yeah, but it's still his Fortress. What if there's, like, booby traps or something?
Clark Kent : Jordan.
Jordan Kent : Let me go with you. Just to watch your back. After this morning... I know what it's like to have those kind of attacks. I can help you. A-And besides, things with Sarah right now are not going so great anyway. I'd love to just kind of feel useful. Please, Dad. Let me be there for you.
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Natalie Irons : Hey, do either of you guys know where the east wing basement is?
Sarah Cushing : You mean shop class?
Natalie Irons : Yeah, it's my fifth period.
Sarah Cushing : Oh, the new girl takes shop class. Hey, you won't have any problem fitting in here.
Natalie Irons : Not so sure about that.
Jordan Kent : This town is full of motorheads. In fact, Sarah's dad just got her an old muscle car so they can fix it up, right?
Natalie Irons : Really? What kind?
Sarah Cushing : '78 Firebird, I think. I mean, it's a total junker. He can't even get the engine to start.
Natalie Irons : No, it's easy.
Sarah Cushing : Tell that to my dad. He's tried changing the ignition switch, the starter, and the battery.
Natalie Irons : Well, it's probably a clogged fuel filter, then.
[drawing on the back of a piece of paper]
Natalie Irons : Just have him try something like this. Okay, so here's the pump.
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Clark Kent : [seeing Lois making breakfast] Wow. How long have you been up?
Lois Lane : A bit.
Jonathan Kent : You made all this?
Lois Lane : Yeah.
Jordan Kent : Are those eggs over-medium or scrambled?
Lois Lane : A little bit of both.
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Superman : Mother.
Lara Lor-Van : Look at you. This grown man towering before me.
Jordan Kent : Dad?
Superman : Jordan, this is your grandmother Lara.
Jordan Kent : Hi, Grandma.
Lara Lor-Van : And you are?
Tal-Rho : Of course you don't recognize your forgotten son.
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Jordan Kent : You still have powers?
Tal-Rho : You got me. I lied.
Superman : Tal, whatever you're planning...
Tal-Rho : You won't be able to stop.
[he blasts Clark backward with his heat vision]
Jordan Kent : Stay back!
Tal-Rho : I think we've done this dance before, nephew.
Jordan Kent : [firing his own heat vision] I said stay back.
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Superman : [recovering from a vision attack] Jordan.
[whooshing over and breaking him free of Tal's grip]
Superman : Don't you ever touch him!
Lara Lor-Van : [he throws punches at Tal] Stop! Enough!
Superman : [letting Tal go] Jordan?
Jordan Kent : I'm fine. I'm fine.
Superman : This was a mistake. I never should have trusted you!
Lara Lor-Van : No, Kal. He was right to bring you here. I know what's wrong with you.
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Jordan Kent : [seeing Clark having another vision attack] Are you okay?
Tal-Rho : I would say most definitely not.
[he break free of his restraints]
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Lara Lor-Van : You used the Eradicator on the people of Earth? I never should have designed that machine.
Tal-Rho : We were so close, Mother.
Lara Lor-Van : My life's greatest regret left in the hands of a monster.
Tal-Rho : You left *me* in the hands of a monster!
Superman : Easy, Tal.
Tal-Rho : Do you know what it was like living under that man's thumb, the pain he inflicted?
Lara Lor-Van : That was not my decision. I had no knowledge of your existence until it was too late.
Jordan Kent : You're his mother.
Lara Lor-Van : Genetically, yes. But I did not give birth to him. On Krypton, all children were engineered.
Tal-Rho : [glancing at Clark] Except for one.
Lara Lor-Van : Tal, you must believe me. I tried reaching you, but the barriers they'd erected were insurmountable.
Tal-Rho : Oh, you stand here, pleading walls were too thick, gates were too high, when we both know the true obstacle was your own heart and love's absence within it.
Lara Lor-Van : That is not true. My love for you has always been real. And now fate has given us another opportunity.
Tal-Rho : Fate intervened long ago. You have but one son to care for now, and he's in need of his mother's help.
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Lara Lor-Van : Tal-Rho? You were able to escape Krypton. Oh, thank the gods. Both my sons, alive and together.
Superman : No, we're... we're not.
Lara Lor-Van : What is the meaning of this?
Jordan Kent : I'm guessing this is not the same grandma that helped you before.
Tal-Rho : This consciousness was uploaded before the destruction of Krypton and therefore remains untainted by your father.
Superman : Your actions tainted her perspective, not me.
Lara Lor-Van : My sons! I require an explanation.
Tal-Rho : I tried to resurrect the planet we lost. Unfortunately, humans proved to be ungrateful hosts.
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Jordan Kent : Yo, you will not believe the day I just had.
Jonathan Kent : Yeah? Worse than finding out that your main competition's a roid head?
Jordan Kent : What?
Jonathan Kent : I think Timmy Ryan's on something. Think about it, right? Laziest slacker on the team. Right?
Jordan Kent : Yeah.
Jonathan Kent : All of a sudden, I come in, he's benching three hundy.
Jordan Kent : Timmy?
Jonathan Kent : Right? No way.
Jordan Kent : No way.
Jonathan Kent , Jordan Kent : No way.
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Jonathan Kent : What happened to your shirt?
Jordan Kent : Oh, it, uh, may have gotten ripped when I went head-to-head with Uncle Jerk Face.
Jonathan Kent : What?
Jordan Kent : Yeah, I know. But the crazy thing is I actually think I could have beat him up.
Jonathan Kent : No way.
Jordan Kent : I-I-I landed a couple blows.
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Lara Lor-Van : Your son... he reminds me of your father.
Superman : Father was so proud of him. Of both the boys.
Lara Lor-Van : You have no idea how happy that makes me.
Tal-Rho : [watching nearby with Jordan] See how she favors him? Your father?
Jordan Kent : Well, yeah, he's not a genocidal sociopath who tried to destroy civilization.
Tal-Rho : And your mother... does she favor the weakling?
Jordan Kent : From what I hear, Jon's probably stronger than you now.
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Sarah Cushing : There's something I have to tell you.
Jordan Kent : Look, a-are you mad at me? D-Did I do something wrong? Because I've been thinking about it all day, and honestly, I don't know what I did.
Sarah Cushing : No, no, you didn't do anything. I did. I kissed someone... at camp. Her name's Aubrey, and she and I... I-I thought we were just friends at first, and then it just sort of happened.
Jordan Kent : [a little crushed emotionally] So, um... do you want to date her now?
Sarah Cushing : No. No, it... it was just, like, a camp thing. It doesn't really matter.
Jordan Kent : Then why'd you do it?
Sarah Cushing : That's what I'm trying to tell you. It just happened. It doesn't mean anything.
Jordan Kent : Thanks for telling me.
Sarah Cushing : Jordan...
Jordan Kent : I'll see you at school.