That Awkward Moment (2014) Poster

Michael B. Jordan: Mikey

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  • Mikey : Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?

    Daniel : I do, why?

    [Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel] 

    Mikey : Because I beat off with it last night.

    Daniel : Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?

    Mikey : I was a little drunk.

    Jason , Daniel : What?

    Mikey : My shit is orange.

    [Mikey opens towel] 

    Jason : Oh!

    Mikey : Look at this!

    Daniel : Oh my God!

    Jason : Oh no!

    Daniel : Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.

    Mikey : Stop.

    Jason : Your dick looks like a yam.

    Daniel : Your dick looks like a traffic cone.

    Mikey : Just stop.

    Daniel : Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.

    Mikey : That's fucked up.

    Jason : Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.

    Daniel : If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.

    [Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter] 

    Jason , Daniel : [Both succumb to built up laughter] 

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