Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Valhalla (2011)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Are you okay?

  Emily Prentiss : Yeah, I'm good.

  Penelope Garcia : I'm not a profiler, but you...

  Emily Prentiss : Don't start... I'm sorry. I'm gonna be all right.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay. I'm just really worried about you. The flu is going around. Are you pregs?

  Emily Prentiss : [smiles weakly]  No. No, I'm just... I'm not sleeping. I'm having this nightmare. It's a recurring nightmare. There's a hill, and there's a little girl on top of the hill. She's like six years old, dark hair. And she's just dancing in the sun. But somehow I know that she's waiting for me, so I start to walk up the hill... But the hill gets steeper and steeper, and by the time I climb to the top, the little girl's gone. And I look everywhere for her, and when I can't find her, I start to panic. And I panic because I know what's waiting out there for her. I know what the world can do to a girl who only sees beauty in it. Like you. Somehow you... You always make me smile. And I don't think I've ever thanked you for that.

  Ashley Seaver : [comes in the restroom]  Hotch needs you in the SCIF.

  Emily Prentiss : Okay.

• Penelope Garcia : Here's the million-dollar question... Anyone know what language that is?

  Emily Prentiss : Those are villages in North Korea.

  Penelope Garcia : I love you. Of course she does.

  Emily Prentiss : There's a political prison near Haengyong ni. Camp 22. Kwanliso. North Korea denies it exists. You think they took Doyle there?

  Penelope Garcia : That would explain why he's after them. Even his prison is off the grid.

  Ashley Seaver : All we know is that he was never married, had multiple residences, and was arrested at his Tuscan villa.

• David Rossi : Good guys and bad keep files close to them.

  Penelope Garcia : What are in these files?

  David Rossi : It's intel. Insurance. Protection. For times like this.

• Penelope Garcia : The Helmsman's Wife. I just finished it. It's so sad.

  Jeff Hastings : I just started it.

  Penelope Garcia : Oh! Sorry. It's a great read to that bit. The end, the sad bit, with the wife. Super tragic. You know?

  Jeff Hastings : I do now.

  Penelope Garcia : You're Jeff, right?

  Jeff Hastings : You are...

  Penelope Garcia : Penelope Garcia. Nice to see you.

  Jeff Hastings : I'm sorry. I don't think we've met.

  Penelope Garcia : We haven't. I'm with the FBI.

  Jeff Hastings : Good for you.

  Penelope Garcia : Why did you pull that story?

  Jeff Hastings : You should know.

  Penelope Garcia : The FBI didn't tell you to pull it, did they?

  Jeff Hastings : No, no, no, I'm not saying jack to you. You already ruined one ending for me.

  Penelope Garcia : Listen, two families died in those fires. You were suspicious, and you were right to be.

  Jeff Hastings : You don't look like an agent to me.

  Penelope Garcia : I'm a hired nerd for the Behavioral Analysis Unit.

  Jeff Hastings : You think it's a serial killer?

  Penelope Garcia : I think that theory should be at the beginning part of your story.

  Jeff Hastings : There's no story. Not the one that I want to tell.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay, maybe not now, but when whoever is telling you to pull it is no longer a threat, with the right source it could be front page. It could be the next Watergate. It could lead to a book. Your book.

  Jeff Hastings : The threat being to the shareholders.