Mrs. Brown's Boys (TV Series)
The Mammy (2011)
Brendan O'Carroll: Agnes Brown
Quotes
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Agnes Brown : You've heard of Doctor Dolittle. There goes Doctor Do Fuck All.
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[Dermont Brown sadly walks past Agnes dressed as a penguin]
Agnes Brown : There goes Happy Feet.
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Agnes Brown : What do you want, Grandad?
Grandad Brown : I don't feel well.
Agnes Brown : You're ninety-two, you're not supposed to fucking feel well!
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Dr. Flynn : [examining Grandad] I'm afraid I'll have to do a rectal reading.
Agnes Brown : Ooh.
Dr. Flynn : Can you help me, Mrs Brown?
Agnes Brown : [ecstatic] With fucking pleasure!
[blows air into a rubber glove]
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Cathy Brown : Mammy, it's not just Teddy Brannigan, is it? No man I ever meet will be good enough for you, will they?
Agnes Brown : Where did I leave my violin?
Cathy Brown : I'm going to me room.
Agnes Brown : Go to your room Oh, Jesus! How could you do that? How could you beat your mother?
Cathy Brown : I brushed off you!
Agnes Brown : You beat me! Oh, my Jesus It's gone dead! It's gone dead, look, it's feckin' dead! Look it's feckin' Oh, Cathy, I can't turn left! It's spreading Oh!
Agnes Brown : Jesus Christ, I've gone blind! Cathy!
Cathy Brown : I'm going!
Agnes Brown : Is she still there?
Cathy Brown : This is ridiculous!
Agnes Brown : Cathy! Cathy, wait! Cathy, please Cathy, let me explain! Cathy Cath Don't bring me up them feckin' stairs! You saw that, now. I was minding my own business and she feckin' attacked me! This is because she forgot the feckin' badges. I tell you now, if Jesus Christ appears to me and asks me to sacrifice a child she's feckin' gone!