Neighbors (I) (2014)
Zac Efron: Teddy Sanders
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Quotes
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Pete : Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders : My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Teddy Sanders : You make the store more approachable.
Mac Radner : Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?
Teddy Sanders : Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.
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Teddy Sanders : We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete : You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner : Who are you?
Garf : I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie : [pause] Hoah!
Garf : Hooah!
Kelly Radner : That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf : The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner : That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
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Pete : Bros before hoes
Pete : Junk before Trunk
Teddy Sanders : Balls before dolls
Pete : Padres before I sleep with two Madres
Teddy Sanders : Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
Pete : These nuts before skinny sl***
Teddy Sanders : M********* before ask her to date
Pete : Beef stew before watching The View
Teddy Sanders : Male erection before One Direction
Pete : Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Teddy Sanders : Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Pete : Man purses before regular purses
Teddy Sanders : Sports before genital warts
Pete : John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin