The Middle (TV Series)

A Christmas Gift (2011)

Atticus Shaffer: Brick Heck

Quotes 

• Brick Heck : Mom, you never told me church was based on a book.

  Frankie Heck : I assumed you knew. It's the number one best-selling book of all time.

  Brick Heck : Hm. Well, it's a real page-turner.

• Brick Heck : Isn't it amazing how each snowflake is different?

  Sue Heck : I know. It took me, like, three hours to cut out ten. And God has to do, like, fifty billion. You can't tell me that's not a miracle.

  Brick Heck : That's a very good point. So, do you really believe all that stuff in the Bible is true?

  Sue Heck : Oh, absolutely.

  Brick Heck : [sighs]  I don't know. But it is a really cool story.

• Brick Heck : I'm sure you've never read the Bible in your life.

  Axl Heck : Only 'cause I've got stuff going on. I'll read it when I'm closer to death like all old people.