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Standard jail-bait porn
lor_7 November 2022
This sort of lesbian porn content is as predictable (and unimaginative) as possible, with the constant factor that the actresses have to announce somewhere during the set-up dialogue words to the effect of "we're 18 now".

Title scene is silly and repetitive with Eliza Ibarra and little Coco Lovelock playing competing cheerleader squad captains in a locker room, engaging in a girly version of trash talk. They change costumes and Eliza criticizes Coco's stretching exercises so she gives her a hand (or two). Their verbal sparring instantly turns into lesbian sex, and leads to some very exaggerated squirting by both. Only redeeming moment comes at the end, when the camera roams to fixate on an appropriate warning sign reading "Caution -Wet Floor".

"Sexy Brainstorming" features newcomers Apryl Rein and blonde Sky Pierce working on a college assignment, trying to think of possible new inventions and improvements. They ramble on in very silly (and boring) fashion until Apryl brings up the bright idea of making a wireless Hitachi type vibrator like her mother uses (with unwieldy cord).

It turns out Apryl is a lesbian while Sky is bicurious -Eureka! They're suddenly banging away uncomfortably atop a desk, with Sky in time-honored porn tradition a fast learner.

Final vignette is titled "Small Town Woes", a lesser work by one of my all-time favorite directors, James Avalon. It's simply about Kylie Rocket welcoming new neighbor Lily Larimar, who have a case of love at first sight. After beating about the bush (so to speak) in the intro dialogue scene, they make a hot pair going at it on Lily's couch.
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