The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Higgs Boson Observation (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Maybe I can do it.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, really? You think you can evaluate my work?
Penny : Uh-huh.
Sheldon Cooper : Here. I wrote this when I was five.
Penny : "A Proof That Algebraic Topology Can Never Have a Non-Self Contradictory Set of Abelian Groups." I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon Cooper : You said it, not me.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Shows Penny a picture of Sheldon in her phone] Look at this face. How can any woman spend eight hours a day alone with this face and not fall in love with it?
Penny : Well, for starters, eventually that face starts talking.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about his toilet training journal] There's a chart in the back describing shape, color and consistency.
Penny : Disgusting!
Leonard Hofstadter : No, what's disgusting is that he's still keeping track.
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Penny : This is an eyelash curler. You put it on your eyelashes and squeeze close.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't know. This looks like something used by Tinklebell's gynecologist.
Penny : Well, I hope for her sake it's not Captain Hook.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Meanwhile, the limbic system of your brain is calculating that if another woman is attracted to Leonard, it must be because he's desirable.
Penny : Well, of course he's desirable. He's great. He's smart, he's sweet, and in the bedroom, wooo, let me tell you, he really tries.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Where are we going.
Penny : My limbic system wants to take your pants off.