Good grief, where to start?
This episode appears to be set in a rural area, where the first victim is a city-style mayor of the type you might find in London or Manchester. If you can get over that, you're then asked to believe that the mayor is able to commission, fund and sign-off high speed rail links, built on single-track heritage railway lines. And guess what? Her husband turns out to be a shareholder in a business that will benefit from the train. This is revealed, Scooby Doo style, by a hard-nosed, ball-busting representative of the fourth estate, who never carries either a bag or notepad.
Jack, Gabriel the robot and idiot apprentice Velvy wait for the boys and girls in blue to search the crash site. Having tied laminated cards saying 'dead' to the deceased, they leave, failing to spot a dead man who's been chopped in half by the train, a partly unexploded fertiliser bomb, a phone possibly used to detonate it and a length of fuse wire. Thank god the Witness gang are on the spot to save the day again.
Some very clean and tidy eco warriors hang about, mainly to provide some environmental hand- wringing. The Lord of the Manor's daughter leads this polite group of warriors, railing (!) against the train line by leading a mild chant of protest in a wood. No-one is around to hear it.
Velvy has a stilted chat, strictly for exposition purposes, with the widower of the dead woman. This reminds us that Velvy is estranged from his wife. Which he himself had reminded us about, just 10 minutes earlier. His expression alters as if he has experienced a moment of clarity? Or maybe the actor just saw a moth fluttering around a studio light. Hard to tell.
Jack's extended family continue to drop in as and when at the Lyle Centre, offering unsolicited sign-language classes, utilising the many spare desks on offer. Aoife nags him to buy some new smoke alarms that have strobe lights. This reminds the viewer that Cara is deaf. As well as the sign-language. Leave nothing to chance.
A key 'wrong un' protester limps around various locations, holding his arm and looking pained. He eventually settles down in a tent for a cuddle with another protester who is 'known to the law' as being a bit tasty.
The intrepid journalist throws a number of murder accusations at The Lord of the Manor before she finds yet more missed evidence on the train. She looks excited but is sadly blown up by a bucket.
Silent Witness still thinks it's making serious social points. That comic assumption is worth 3 stars in itself!
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