Orphan Black (TV Series)
Effects of External Conditions (2013)
Jordan Gavaris: Felix Dawkins
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Quotes
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[Alison practices her British accent in front of Felix]
Alison Hendrix : [Alison closes her eyes] The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Felix : Okay, Eliza. Holy shit. We need to pull a full reverse Pygmalion here.
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[Cosima tells Felix and Sarah a little bit about the fish knife]
Cosima Niehaus : Wow, rich, man. This looks like a new blade insert in a much older handle, so the fish is a bitch, semiotically speaking, like a universal wayback symbol of fecundity. But these wings, though, they're...
Felix Dawkins : Seriously, what is she on about?
Sarah Manning : Quiet. She's just weird.
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[Sarah tells Felix about her one really idiotic idea]
Sarah Manning : I do have one really idiotic idea.
Felix Dawkins : [Felix gasps] Oh, good.
Sarah Manning : I need to be in two places at once, yeah?
Felix Dawkins : Yeah...
Sarah Manning : Well, if anybody can do that, we can.
Felix Dawkins : Are you effing serious?
Sarah Manning : Yeah, suddenly, I am.
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[Alison tells Felix that Sarah is no stretch to impersonate]
Alison Hendrix : Well, I did just play Annelle in 'Steel Magnolias'.
Felix Dawkins : Seriously?
Alison Hendrix : Mm-hmm. Glendale community theatre.
Felix Dawkins : Annelle, Annelle... oh, my God! The Daryl Hannah part?
Alison Hendrix : Yeah.
Felix Dawkins : Terrible casting.
Alison Hendrix : It was actually very good acting, Felix. Trust me, Sarah's no stretch. I got great reviews.
Felix Dawkins : From the whole neighborhood, I'm sure.
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[Felix tells Sarah that there's no way she's going back to being a cop]
Felix : No way. You're not going back to being Beth. Impersonating a dead officer, that's like a whole new crime.
Sarah Manning : I think I'm safest with the cops, to be honest with you.
Felix : Did that actually just come out of your mouth?
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[Alison learns of Sarah's plan to see Kira]
Alison Hendrix : [Alison laughs in distress] I'm sorry, but she wants me to impersonate her, in front of her own daughter, who she hasn't seen in almost a year?
Felix : 10 months.
Alison Hendrix : This is terrible parenting, Felix.
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[Felix tells Alison that she needs to step up now]
Felix : Sarah is out there, risking her life, playing cat-and-mouse with killer clone, so that your kids don't end up orphans, and you think that she should lose her child for that?
Felix : [Alison remains silent] Yeah. I think you need to step up, here, sister.
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[Felix continues to help Alison with her British accent]
Felix : These are your worst clothes?
Alison Hendrix : [Alison talks with an Australian accent] Well, I'm sorry, mate, but I don't shop secondhand.
Felix : No, no, my God, no. It's not 'mate', all right? It's more like, um, it's like 'might'.
Alison Hendrix : 'Might'.
Felix : Yeah.
Alison Hendrix : 'Ello, 'might'.
Felix : Yeah, that's better. But, look, you're going to have to get past Mrs. S, so you really got to play the dreary history there, you know? I mean, you basically won't talk.
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[Felix talks to Sarah on the phone while he paints a picture of Cosima]
Felix : Is it my imagination, or does Cosima have bigger breasts than you?
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[Cosima tells Sarah that she needs to find Helena to get answers]
Cosima Niehaus : If she's not dead, we need to find her, find out what she knows.
Felix Dawkins : Are you mad? She's a homicidal maniac.
Cosima Niehaus : Yeah, but we need to find out who she is, Sarah. She's... She's... She found us. She's got answers.
Sarah Manning : The only way I'm going to do that is go back to being a cop.
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[Sarah tells Felix she's between a rock and a hard place]
Sarah Manning : Rock and a hard place, here, Fe.
Felix Dawkins : Yeah, your permanent address.
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[Sarah tells Felix that she can continue to shadow Art to find out more about Helena]
Sarah Manning : Look, Art's already looking for the killer. I shadow him as Beth, I let them figure out what's happened to her, and then, when I find that out, I can jump off and deal.
Felix Dawkins : 'Deal'? I'm beginning to realize crazy's genetic.
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[Felix tells Cosima that his sister Sarah is sane in comparison to the rest of the clones]
Cosima Niehaus : Well, yeah, bad brain chemistry can be genetic, but environment... that's individual, right? I mean, that's the whole nature/nurture question right there.
Felix : Okay, let's talk nature. Out of 9, so far, one's a psycho who killed 4 others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer mum, and then, there's you. My crazy sister is sane, by comparison.
Sarah Manning : Thanks, Fe.
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[Sarah tells Felix that she can't make it to see Kira for dinner]
Sarah Manning : There's no way I can make dinner with Kira tonight.
Felix Dawkins : Well, you've got to.
Sarah Manning : I can't. I'm stuck with Art and this bitch is right on top of me.
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[Felix arrives at Alison's house]
Alison Hendrix : [about Sarah] What happened? Is she okay?
Felix : Yeah, she's okay. She's fine.
Alison Hendrix : That doesn't sound okay.
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[Felix tells Alison that she's a punk now that she's going to be impersonating Sarah]
Felix : This shirt is all wrong.
Alison Hendrix : [as Felix starts to scissor into Alison's shirt] Hey! Hey, hey!
Felix : Not 'Hey'! You're a punk. Be one.
Alison Hendrix : Oi!
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[Alison impersonates Sarah and tells Felix that she wants a cigarette]
Alison Hendrix : I'm gasping for a fag.
Felix : No, you're not. Sarah never smoked.
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[Felix sees Alison over-slouching in her Sarah walk]
Felix Dawkins : Over-slouching. You're over-slouching.
Alison Hendrix : Shut up.
Felix Dawkins : Now you got it.
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[Felix comments on the peace that's made between Mrs. S and the Sarah-impersonating Alison]
Felix : Well, unleash the doves. World peace must be right around the corner.
Siobhan Sadler : [Mrs. S smiles] Piss off, you.