Raid the Cage (2023– ) User Reviews

So much possibility, just needs a little tweek

[ta-60644 · 6/10 · 13 November 2023]

It is a fun concept and Jeannie's enthusiasm is great. But the one thing they are missing is there is no real way for the audience to 'play along' at home.

We can answer the questions along with the contestants but once they head into the cage we really don't have much of an idea of what is in there and what it is worth. We can see the large items but that is it.

If they gave us a bit more of a shot of the layout of the cage, showed us what small items where there, where they were and their price range, we could root for the player to head to that area and do the classic 'I'd go for the....'

As it is we are left wondering what they are grabbing and thinking "was there a more expensive item somewhere?" Is grabbing a go-cart better than a couple laptops? Is an LED facemask expensive? Is a retro-mini-fridge worth it? We don't know so we can't get excited about what they are getting or leaving. Even if it wasn't an exact price just a number of dollar signs indicating a high or lower price shown on our screen would work.

Anyone remember "The Running Man"?

[graves-scott · 1/10 · 28 December 2023]

This program reminds me of the fake commercial they showed in the movie for the game show "Climbing for Dollars" where the contestants had to climb a rope and shove money in their shirt. Angry dobermans were below barking and growling to give climbers incentive. In the commercial at the last moment the climber falls down to the dogs.

All these kinds of idiotic game shows need are the angry Dobermans to give incentive. I've no doubt soon we will see the dobermans and more to make them more edgy. It makes me sad that this is what passes for entertainment these days.

The television is the source of all evil.

Money Grab

[OfficePanda · 2/10 · 11 January 2024]

At least the gameplay accurately reflects what this show is.

Synopsis: Two teams answer trivia questions based around a given topic to "raid" a cage sparsely populated with prizes. After both teams have had three attempts, the team with the higher accumulated prize value moves on to a final round with more expensive items.

Production (1/10): The visual design may be the most generic I've ever seen for a game show. We've seen the blue and gold graphics, we've seen the set go red when time goes out, and we've definitely seen the font an underperforming high-school student uses in his presentations to give the illusion of professionalism. The camera during the raids themselves is pretty much useless as it hardly ever gets close to the contestants, making it a chore to determine what items they actually picked up. But what really seals the deal in terms of awfulness is the pacing: 1 minute for the trivia round, 1 minute for the raid, another minute to determine what it's worth and then cut to 5 minutes worth of commercials. I know Paramount's been in some deep financial trouble recently, but c'mon.

Hosting (3/10): Marlon is utterly forgettable as the main host. Aside from the painful trivia spiels, his duties come down to introducing each segment of the show in the most straightforward way imaginable. At least Jeannie gets some solid moments in from her communication with the contestants.

Entertainment Value (2/10): You know the ticket blaster at Chuck-E-Cheese that the birthday kid gets in? Imagine that you are watching a kid in the blaster but the tickets are way understocked, the music track is not working, and the machine stops after 5 seconds. That's what watching this show feels like.

Incredibly boring and repetitive

[rmmil · 2/10 · 13 January 2024]

I'm easy to please when it comes to game shows, so if I take the time to actually review one it's probably because it's very good or very bad.

Let's put "Raid the Cage" into the "very bad" category.

First of all, the host is clearly just collecting a paycheck. He says "Raid the Cage" like he's just trying to get the words out as fast as possible, and the "other" host has the attitude of a Disneyland performer. Everything is just wonderful and exciting for her at all times in a very fake delivery.

The gameplay itself and what you can win is where this show really loses steam, however.

The game, answering trivia questions to build time to run into an arena to grab prizes, is very repetitive. Every round is exactly the same with slightly altered elements.

The contestants, flat out, aren't given enough time to grab much of value, and are so paranoid about running out of time that not much truly valuable stuff is ever won. Who wants random iPads and weird jewelry?

I don't enjoy game shows with absolutely no cash prizes. All you can win in this game is "stuff". Never cash. This is a first for me. "Shop Til you Drop", "Saie of the Century", and "The Price is Right" are all also prize gameshows, but at least you can also win money on them.

I think this is the first gameshow I've ever watched where if I was offered a chance to be on it I'd just turn them down. No thanks.