Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Josh Hutcherson/HAIM (2013)

Michael Patrick O'Brien: Edward, Winston Sam Bass, Various

Quotes 

• Winston Sam Bass : Good afternoon! You know how when you see bugs are always running? You ever wanted to ask them: "Where the heck do you gotta be?" Tonight we do! This guy is bookin'. Sir, can I ask: What's the rush? He's not talking. Sir, can I talk to you a minute? Where are you headed? What's the rush? Where is the fire? He's not talking.

  [bug falls off the rail it walks on] 

  Winston Sam Bass : Oh! He just jumped. I didn't touch him, you saw it, he just jumped.

  Winston Sam Bass : [voice over]  It seemed like my day was gonna be longer than I anticipated.

  Winston Sam Bass : Sir, do you see these cameras? You're on TV! This guy is *beep* cold.

  [gets up in horror when the bug comes against him] 

  Winston Sam Bass : [voice over]  I was having no dumb luck with these gringos. So I went up north to Spanish Harlem to see if I couldn't shake some trees.

  Winston Sam Bass : Señor? Señor? Un proguto, por favor. Where are you going, sir? Señor? Un poco momento. Thank you. This guy despises me. Cut it. And now for a special report, we're gonna send it over to my little brother Lance!

  Lance Sam Bass : Hey, I'm Lance Sam Bass! Love you so much, bro. Today, we're gonna be talkin' to some bugs. Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where you're going, please?

  Lance Sam Bass : [as bug, using an exaggerated voice]  I'm going to the supermarket!