The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper Extraction (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : So Star Wars and Star Trek characters can go on the same branch?
Leonard Hofstadter : I know, it's crazy. Welcome to the Thunderdome, people!
[they cheer]
Howard Wolowitz : I've never done this before. It's kind of fun.
Raj Koothrappali : If your Mom could see her little Bar mitzvah boy right now she'd have a heart attack.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good idea; I'll take a picture.
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Penny : [Penny's fantasy story] OK, sweetie. Let me tell exactly how that would have gone down.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm going to do it. I'm going to ask her out.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm going squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples. Sorry. I thought we were saying things that are never going to happen.
Raj Koothrappali : Maybe this time he's going to do it.
Howard Wolowitz : Hope you're thirsty. Here it comes!
Leonard Hofstadter : Watch me.
Penny : Hey. You guys ready to order or do you need a few minutes?
Leonard Hofstadter : I... I... um.
Penny : A few minutes it is.
Raj Koothrappali : You didn't ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds.
Leonard Hofstadter : You guys are making me nervous.
Howard Wolowitz : Fine, then, go talk to her on your own.
Leonard Hofstadter : I will.
[goes over to Penny]
Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me.
Penny : Yup.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hi, uhh, um, I'm Leonard.
Penny : Really? You don't sound so sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, I am he. Any-anyway, um, there's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Um.
Penny : What's that?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, I was wondering if you're not too busy... um... if you'd be interested in... telling me where the restroom is?
Penny : I think you're too late.
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[last lines]
[Leonard and Raj are very fat]
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm going to do it; I'm going to ask her out.
Howard Wolowitz : And chocolate milk out is going to squirt of my nipples.
Raj Koothrappali : Put up or shut up. You make it, I'll drink it.
Penny : You guys need anything else?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, your phone number and one more cheesecake.
Penny : I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend. Look, in fact, there he is now.
[Stu enters; she goes to him]
Penny : Ready to go, sweetheart.
Stuart Bloom : Not till I get my kiss.
[She kisses him and they leave]
Stuart Bloom : [Stu. sitting alone in an empty Cheesecake Factory, sighs]
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Debbie Wolowitz : [Fantasy sequence] That's it? There's not enough food!
Howard Wolowitz : Well, you cleaned out Earth! I don't know what else to do!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Back in reality] How is this any different?
Howard Wolowitz : You didn't let me finish.
[in the fantasy, Howard serves Mrs. Wolowitz]
Howard Wolowitz : Here you go, Mother.
Debbie Wolowitz : You're a good boy, Howard, such a good boy.
[Howard turns the chair around, revealing Mrs. Wolowitz is now a skeleton wearing a wig and the fantasy ends]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, did she die or did you kill her?
Howard Wolowitz : Eh, tomato, tomahto. The important thing is she's dead.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about his nephew] That baby is so irritating, he's literally been crying his entire life
Howard Wolowitz : Already taking after his Uncle Shelly