The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Locomotion Interruption (2014)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

Quotes 

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Anyway I talked you up to Don. He's the guy who'll be interviewing you.

  Penny : Oh, I really appreciate this. I just hope I'm not in over my head.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : You'll be fine. Just be yourself.

  Penny : I wish I felt more confident.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I wouldn't put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it.

  Penny : Oh thank you, but maybe I should cancel.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's too late to cancel. You're going.

  Penny : But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I understand. You want something you're really good at. I know. Why don't I get you a job at the "sitting around all day wearing yoga pants" factory?

  Penny : They're comfortable.

• Penny : I don't have any experience in sales... unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school, but you already made me take that off my resume.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except instead of pushing the fish tacos because they're about to go bad, you'll be pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.

  Penny : They do?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe. Like our lawyers say, "The world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed."