The 67th Primetime Emmy Awards (2015 TV Special)

LL Cool J: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Himself - Winner: Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series and Outstanding Variety Talk Series : Thank you. Thank you. Without the music it really feels very judgmental. I gotta tell you. Everybody's staring, going, "It's been 10 seconds. Entertain us." To everybody on television, I just want to tell you cling to it as long as you can. Like death. Like in "The Titanic," the guy who was - cling to it. I have been off of television for six weeks, seven weeks, whatever it is. This is the first applause I've heard. It is a barren wasteland out there where they say hello, whatever, but did you know okay. You have craft services. Okay. Out in the world there are tables with food, but you can't take it. It costs money. Very little of it is gluten-free or vegan. Anyway, these people, I love desperately. I will never work with a group of people like this. I will never have an experience like this again. Comedy Central blessed me with this, and these guys did all the work. And LL Cool J, I think, was referring to me as a new jack, I believe. I was the new jack.

  Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Variety Talk Series : Yeah, you were.

  Himself - Winner: Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series and Outstanding Variety Talk Series : Sounds better out of him. Thank you so very much. You will never have to see me again. Thank you.