The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Collaboration Contamination (2017)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, no problem.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, and Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's okay.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. Tha... that's an Ewok, and it's mine.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, which is why it's okay.
Sheldon Cooper : See? He gets Ewoks in his bed.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You've got Chewbacca. That's enough.
Raj Koothrappali : I used to have the stuffed racoon from "Guardians of the Galaxy", but Cinammon licked it raw.
Howard Wolowitz : There's a time and place for your randy dog stories, and... it's never and nowhere.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, I could use an engineer on this project.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, now this works out great. Howard's an engineer. I'm sure he knows someone qualified.
Howard Wolowitz : She was talking about me, Sheldon. I'm perfectly qualified.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer. It says so right on his coffee mug.
Penny Hofstadter : Aw, you got him a mug?
Raj Koothrappali : I did. But it's not a competition.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So, Howard, are you interested?
Howard Wolowitz : Are you kidding? If I could control robot arms with my brain, I'd be able to do so many things.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? Because you've been controlling human arms with your brain for years and not much has come of it.
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Raj Koothrappali : Don't be snippy. I came to see how you were doing. Like, uh, do you need help with anything?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, thank you. There are a few things around the house that I've been waiting for Howard to get to. The smoke alarms...
Raj Koothrappali : No, I meant emotionally. How are you feeling?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like you're not really here to help me.
Raj Koothrappali : Wow. Still snippy.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard's not here.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I know. He's been at the lab every night this week with his work wife.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's weird. I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Everything's fine. Howard's really excited about his work, he's been in a great mood. I'm really proud of him.
Raj Koothrappali : And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school. Come on, we don't need to lie to each other.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're right. I have a teething baby, I'm pregnant, I have a proposal due tomorrow. I don't have time to hear about how much you're missing my husband.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
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Raj Koothrappali : This is great, the two of us hanging out. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Sheldon Cooper : Agreed. I don't need Amy to watch a movie. I can not hold your hand just as easily.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, what are you working on?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, my god, you're still here?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, of course I'm here. I know what you're going through.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really? You have a needy Indian man in your house?
Raj Koothrappali : I did, but then he came over here.
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[first lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, no problem.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, and, Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's okay.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. Tha-That's an Ewok and it's mine.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, which is why it's okay.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Amy] See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You've got Chewbacca, that's enough.
Raj Koothrappali : I used to have the stuffed raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy, but Cinnamon licked it raw.
Howard Wolowitz : There's a time and place for your randy dog stories, and... it's "never and nowhere".