Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

The Crowening (2019)

Dan Levy: David Rose

Quotes 

• Patrick Brewer : Why would he agree to do this if he's afraid of heights?

  Alexis Rose : He's not afraid of heights. He's afraid of butterflies and moths.

  Ted Mullens : He's also afraid of nurses who wear running shoes!

  David Rose : Hey! I can hear you!

• David Rose : [as he's walking over to Patrick]  I love our relationship. I love it when you kiss me, I love it when you order pizza for me, I love it when you say things like INVENTORY! I love it when you put those stupid rubber things on your fingers because you think that it helps you turn the pages faster. But it really doesn't.

• David Rose : [Panting]  I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

  Patrick Brewer : We're going to talk about this right? About how we missed a day of work.

  David Rose : Yes! Yes!

  Patrick Brewer : But you made it across 30 ft in the air.

  David Rose : Yes!

  Ted Mullens : Okay, guys! 1 course down, 7 more to go.